The Budden Scale

A scale from one to ten, in which L's are the measurement

a scale measuring epic failure
Wow, he went out with a chick with no front teeth, safe to say that's at least 7 L's on the Budden scale.

His love/hate relationship with video blogging has him disrespecting himself to the tune of 8 L's on the Budden scale.
by b-rock78 September 02, 2009
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Spikter scale

The Spikter scale is one of a number of ways that have been developed to assign a single number to quantify the tastiness of a particular Mexican meal.
Juan: Yo ese, these are some tasty ass nachos! They are off the Spikter scale!!

spik mexican nachos mexican food dirty sanchez ese
by Nikesh Juan Martino Sanchez November 20, 2012
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Fitzgerald Scale

A scale used to measure the awkwardness of a situation. The Fitzgerald Scale is divided into ten subunits, called 'Geralds'. Each Gerald is in turn divided into ten Subgeralds, which gives 100 possible levels of awkwardness. One Gerald is a commonly awkward level, where a ten Gerald situation would be a scarring event.
Man, the atmosphere of that party was off the Fitzgerald scale when we decided to leave
by Reality 2.0 October 20, 2011
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Beer Scale

A scale of women from 1-10 based on precise measurements of alcohol.

Something drunk guys use to determine who they can sleep with.
Damn Smitty, I bet she's a 5 sober, but the beer scale easily bumps her up to an 8.
by Big Time April 05, 2005
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BonÄr Scale

The most widely accepted method for rating school girls. Ranked out of 12.
Shit son, she's a 9!
No fool, only a 6.
by Anonymous March 06, 2003
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scales of misjustice

When a beutiful,sexy,hot, girl dates a complety lame,dorky and stupid looking guy.
When a lame,dorky stupid looking dude scores a girl well beyond his caliber.
man did you see those two? that chics fine and hes a tool...man now thats a perfect example of the scales of misjustice!!!
by sacred357 December 12, 2003
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Beaufart scale

Similar to the nautical Beaufort scale which measures wind, the Beaufart scale measures the stink of farts, from 1 to 9 - 10 or above is always a follow through, which normally means stinks like fuck.
In the library Kevin leaned over on his chair, looked around and did what he thought was a silent but deadly, deadly it was - 2 pensioners shuffling past were stopped in their tracks. One of the pensioners turned to Kevin and said " Fuck me boy, that trouser cough of yours is worthy of a 7.1 on the Beaufart scale. "Thank you" said Kevin "My previous best was only a 5.3"
by griggsy August 04, 2012
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