Granny's Candy

When an older woman (65 or older) squirts into an ice cube tray, freezes it, and gives it to a younger male, claiming it is hard candy.
Chris: Beatrice granny's candy-ed James the other day and he got so pissed.

Mike: (Twitter post) Just caught my grandma trying to give my friend some granny's candy. #squirtinyourmouth
by Mattj June 30, 2014
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Granny Lip It

When you chick is giving A1 slop top but she has braces. You tell her to use her lips to cover both her braces and teeth.
On a cold winter night, Beth and I were feeling really horny. The only problem is that Beth is a virgin but gives 10 out of 10 slop top. Last time I got A1 slop top from Beth, my foreskin got caught in her braces and caused me to bleed a little. I had to punch her in the forehead to be set free. This time I had Beth granny Lip it.
by Marcamango September 27, 2020
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Granny Sack

Toby: Woah Bruh, Cool Fanny pack!
Baylor: You mean a granny sack?
Sonny: The fuck you talking bout
by GrannySacks4Life July 02, 2015
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Granny Slapper

Someone who is such a savage that they smack anyone even your grandmother
Im A Granny Slapper Nigga
by FishCock1334193 January 21, 2020
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Granny Rocket

A incredibly attractive GILF with the personality of Meryl Streep and the sex appeal of Michelle Pfeiffer.
Oh Samuel - she’s a right Granny Rocket.
by blondelover69 July 05, 2022
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granny rant

An unhinged, verbose, overdramatic rant, typically written or performed online, about a topic that could be delivered more succinctly, kindly, or effectively. Usually an expression of anger or misfortune.
Aunt Mary’s granny rant about how her epidural injections for her back never worked was incredibly annoying.
by jrsch June 26, 2018
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Granny Queef

When u queef and ur a granny
by slimy_soldier666 April 29, 2019
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