Penis Jar

A mason jar used to store a woman’s surgically removed penis

Dionna keeps her penis jar next to her fireplace. It’s HUGE!

by duqq June 10, 2020

Bear Jarring

Infuriating phrase adopted by teens in private schools in Surrey attempting to sound more street. Meaning ‘annoying’ which ironically, it is.

Rupert has a vagina in his bottom but he won’t let me try it. It’s Bear Jarring.

by Garygranted May 17, 2023

Daddy Jarring

A cool guy with a big dick, big muscles, and a bigger heart.

Awww man, you are making me feel so good calling me a Daddy Jarring.

by Chabby Bert January 12, 2021

spit jar

When you spit in a jar for several months then slowly lather and spit the spit from the jar onto an erect penis

"Can u make me a spit jar?" I love it when it gets lathered on then sucked off

by The big boy mike January 14, 2016

Mustard jar

Mustard jar
Praise the lord

Oh my god

Mustard jar:
me gusta
lol
he is not gay

by I_love_anime_ March 19, 2018

jar of tar

facing adversity

"put the butterfly in the jar of tar
and watch it fight"

by Krkič January 3, 2020

Banana Jar

A woman who has sex with random people, most times occurring nightly

Don't mess with her, bro. She's a banana jar

by Bananaleafblower171 July 20, 2016