Mongolian Foreskin Lengthening

Mongolian Foreskin Lengthening : An ancient Mongolian technique used for pleasure OR as a battle tool to help act as a human lasso to detain their enemies; This is performed by gathering as much skin as possible and tying it with a string in which is pulled for three hours each day for two weeks; Modern day people may perform this to use as a noose or a waist band.

Mongolians: Good thing we used our Mongolian Foreskin Lengthening, we captured 500 men!

Modern: Did you hear the news? An 8 year old boy used the Mongolian Foreskin Lengthening to kill himself. How tragic.

by Footjober February 16, 2025

hurt foreskin

when you are masturbating circumcised and you cause too much friction on the foreskin so it peels

hey bro i got hurt foreskin last night i didn't use lube

by poo poo dealer May 14, 2019

Foreskin

Brian Crabtree

A lot of foreskin on profile picture

I have Brain Crabtree

by Ure Mom gaey June 2, 2018

Toothpaste Foreskin

The flap of toothpaste that forms on the nozzle of a tube of toothpaste that has not been capped.

Rabbi Finkelstein used a tissue to remove the toothpaste foreskin from his tube of Colgate.

by Steinerwoodwork March 19, 2025

foreskin teeth

The piece of skin on an uncut penis that hangs over the man’s shaft so that it looks like teeth.

omg! timothy you have a lot of skin on that penis, looks like its going to chow down dude!! looking like some serious foreskin teeth!!

by bigbottombabe February 25, 2024

Foreskin pecker decker

When you have a zyn in the upper deck, after 10 minutes of lubrication, sliding it into your foreskin for the ultimate buzz

“Colin just threw in the foreskin pecker decker, he’s about to lock in”

by polarbeartruffle April 22, 2024

foreskin grabber

Where you pull on your foreskin really hard trying to get self circumcision and are not a jew

Bro I did the foreskin grabber last night as this chick likes circumcised penises.

by Craigdavis May 4, 2018