TJ (trench job)

Russian soldiers have oral sex on the front line.
Ivan was caught giving Boris a TJ (trench job)in the bunker.
by Watch dog October 08, 2022
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tj cheese

the best bloke in the world big cock and gets all the birds
that bloke is a tj cheese
by bigballsbarry August 17, 2021
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tj anxious

Tj anxious is another name for the infamous Tahir Javed. He is well known for his social anxiety and accidentally sitting on his children's face.
"Woah did you see Tj anxious' new post on Instagram he looks so good!"

@tjanxiousiseverything
by Tj anxious lover August 14, 2017
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Tj&Alexa

Best couple of 2016 to the end of the word
Never in history has there been a better couple
Tj&Alexa are the cutest couple
by Abcddcba November 22, 2016
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Crispy TJ

When you blowtorch someone's genitals for erotic or comedic purposes.
"Hey Chris, what happened to you last night?"
"My wife wanted me to come home and try a crispy tj. She got off...I got 3rd degree burns"

or

"Dude Chris was being a dick at band practice so i 'accidentally' gave him a Crispy TJ during our performance. I laughed so hard I dropped my fender."
by JR Puffinstuff June 08, 2016
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on TJ

On TJ is the highest thing to swear something on. If you break on TJ you will be haunted by TJ for the rest of your life. If you break on TJ you are also a treesh and are the equivalent to the large colossal shits TJ takes. Your ass will also be invaded by TJ's sidekick Baxter.
Bitch I FUCKING promise o-on TJ!!!
by Professor Starks December 06, 2022
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