NUTELLA!

A creamy, chocolate hazelnut spread. It's heavenly. hands down the best thing you'll ever eat.

Bob: Hey Jack! guess what?! For lunch I'm having heaven on bread!
Jack: You've got NUTELLA! dude hit me up... now no joke.

by FPO August 14, 2012

nullest

When someone is really awesome. They exhibit traits of extreme intelligence, sexiness, and just outright fucking awesomeness.

Yo, that fool is nullest as fuck.

by Thomas Bocannon July 2, 2008

nuclear mushroom

A penis that is of average to shorter length but has a HUGH head thus resembling a mushroom.

"It wasn't long but that nuclear mushroom popping in and out of my pussy gave me an explosive orgasm"

by firefyghter3 February 24, 2009

Nuclear Proaction

1) An extreme “over pre-action” to an event occurring in the future.
2) Extraordinarily proactive measures taken in spite of detailed processes already in place to address the situation in question.

Communications are typically verbose, meticulously detailed, and far exceed the authority of the originator. Commonly encountered via email, examples often contain combinations of “wall o’ words”, check-lists, outlines, attachments, or screen shots and are often sent to multiple recipients using separate email chains in a shotgun effect. Whether intended or not, nuclear proactions are demeaning to their recipients because they are generally unnecessary and infer ineptitude on the part of the recipient.

Proactor discovers a problem impacting a tiny percentage of the company’s customer base. Following procedures, he notifies his direct supervisor in a 500-word paragraph explaining the problem. Without delay, Proactor proceeds to forward the communication (crafted for his supervisor) to co-workers including a comprehensive check list they must follow in order to identify examples of the issue for collection.

A separate communication goes to all Field, Network, and Database engineering teams. This note has a subject “FYI” with text in the body of “Please Assist” and 14 screen shots detailing the sole example collected (the 15th screen shot was left off to prevent the message from being too large for the company’s servers to process). Attached to this Engineering communication are the two prior emails Proactor sent. This final concoction gets forwarded to a manager with the company VP blind carbon copied.

Satisfied with his Nuclear Proaction, Proactor puts up his out of office message and leaves for the day.

by Im_Mature March 23, 2011

Nuclear Breeze

Nuclear Breeze- A cloud of radiation blown around the world due to fail nuclear reactor.

Hey George you feel that summer wind coming in?

No its just that nuclear breeze u feel!

by Madd toke April 3, 2011

Nuclear Nachos

Nuked Nachos made in the good Ol' microwave with lots of cheddar cheese. There not regular nachos with whimpy pre-sliced cheese and only a little dab of sour cream. Where talking about NUCLEAR man.... like this is the stuff war veterans eat. Hard core to the bone

Yo Vinny! "yeah?" I made you some homemade nuclear nachos better than that Italian spaghetti shit.
Vinny" ey! wait.. these nachos are the shit dude. simply delizioso" CIAO BELLA

by Manon Mondragon August 12, 2011

Nutellic

Being Nutellic is anyone that is addicted to Nutella, or addicted to eating Nutella.

"Brylee, eating Nutella again? Wow you are so Nutellic!"

by Nutellic August 26, 2013