Better than a poke in the brown eye with a sharp dick

Better than nothing.

God this buffet sucks.

Better than a poke in the brown eye with a sharp dick.

by Shuaman December 30, 2021

Sharp

In urban use this word has been around since the dawn of baby boomers, but in modern day it is a widely used gambling term referring to very good player. Most commonly used to describe professionals in sports gambling. As a descriptive among gamblers you do not describe oneself as a "Sharp", but used to describe others. Sharp can also define the wager to have insight or advantage.

That player's won over 20 days straight he's a sharp.
I really like my odds the sharps are on them.
That was a one sharp play, nobody had it except you.

by Clutch_play March 12, 2018

jump sharp

Dress up quickly. Get ready for a night out in a hurry.

Man, you jump sharp in a hurry.

by Vf500f November 21, 2018

Tack sharp

Taking very sharp and clean images with your camera

Tip: Reduce camera shake.

That is a tack sharp photograph,
That's some tack sharp images you've got mate

by Tope Otenaike March 6, 2016

sharp idea

Often used when completing something that has something to do with sharp things

"Now that was a sharp idea! (I can't believe i said that.)

by DunkelBeast November 11, 2017

Sharp as the Milk Street bread knife

Cutting labor that will be re-hired elsewhere for a completely different skill.

The labor market is as sharp as the milk street bread knife

by Ao10110 September 27, 2021

Monty Sharp

A sexy and horny guy who loves watching porn he also walks the streets of broomhill

watch out oh wait it's monty sharp he's only 4 foot

by urmumlikemealotttt November 28, 2018