iPhone Kid

A kid that never lets anyone else see their iPhone. iPhone kids have excuses every time someone wants to borrow their iPhone. Some iPhone Kids use the "low battery" excuse often, or the "you don't really need to see it right now man." Basically iPhone kids are really gay.

Tim: "Oh dude, is that the iPhone? Can I see it real quick?"

Sam: "No dude, it's kinda low on battery, you can see it later."

Tim: "God fuck you dude, your such an iPhone Kid."

by badass101 April 8, 2009

iphone 6+

One of the worst phones made in the 21st century. It is designed by apple but probably made in china.

Is that the brand new iphone 6+? It is totally s***!

by pacman man September 22, 2014

Iphone Parent

a parent who uses the Iphone to help with all parenting activities, such as answering questions, finding the nearest toilet, baby change, child friendly restaurant,

can also indicate a new form of middle class parent

What are you checking on now.

Tommy has just asked if we can go to the park and I want to check the crime rates and when it is open before we go.

wow iphone parent or what!!

by jaffaw February 12, 2010

iPhone Pancake

An iPhone Pancake is a falsehood , a bad simulation, something that is either too good to be true or scary, too bad to be true. Or, something that is not what it seems. The description comes from the iPhone ads for the iPhone XS where a planet is depicted on the screen and it looks like a pancake because of the angle of the phone in the picture.

My mom got this email saying she owed the IRS $30,000. I checked it out it was a total iPhone Pancake.

Man, I met what i thought was this super hot girl last night at the Reggie's party, we went to her place and we got naked and she turned out to be a guy! A total iPhone Pancake!

by Torbert October 19, 2018

iPhone charger

A magical creation made only for people who truly understand the importance of battery life.

Me: Hey, does anyone have an iPhone charger?

Friend: Yeah, here. You can use mine.

Me: Oh, my god! You’re a life saver, man! I owe you one!

by LucyD_atlulutown.weird June 15, 2018

iPhone communist

A person who declares himself 'communist' and posts a lot of anti-capitalist and anti-imperialist bullshit on internet but actually enjoys the products of capitalism on a daily basis. (iPhone, McDonalds...)

Do you know Mike? Yes, he is bragging all day about corporations controlling the world. Look at him! He is eating in McDonald's, drinking Coca Cola and posting communist memes on iPhone! He is a real iPhone communist!

by cvejanoff July 16, 2018

iPhone STD

You look at so much porn on your phone that it gets a virus...

"I looked at so much porn on my cell it caught a virus...dam iPhone std!"

by Drebob35 April 16, 2017