A lower belly bulge carried prominently beneath the belt line which makes a person appear as if they is trying to smuggle a bag of nickels in their pants.
by Johnny On The Slot September 30, 2011

A replacement for "cool cat".
by Slemonacc June 3, 2020

Someone who Nickels Dicks, usually by running Nickels across them in a rolling fashion.
Sometimes used as an insult, usually against women.
Sometimes used as an insult, usually against women.
by DannyTrainsDubs January 25, 2023

when a person is so unintelligent that they cannot comprehend even the most remedial concepts of education
Jerome did not understand what the scientific term for water, h2o was - he damn sure is not the shiniest nickel in the piggy bank.
by Samran53 December 22, 2020

by idontcareokayfck July 30, 2020

A phrase used to describe an oddly specific scenario that has happened before. A shorthand reference to the now famous line from Dr. Doofenshmirtz in Phineas and Ferb The Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension. Can be used as the full quote, a “two nickels moment”, or simply “two nickels”.
“If I had a nickel for every time I was doomed by a puppet I’d have two nickels; which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice, right?”
by ninclemdo August 6, 2023

Giggling while orgasiming.
Steve stormed out last night, I mean, I don’t really blame him, I thought about his epic failure trying to find my clit, but eventually he did and I was licking nickels something fierce. Oops.
by Philly B9 December 25, 2018
