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Nickel Smuggler

A lower belly bulge carried prominently beneath the belt line which makes a person appear as if they is trying to smuggle a bag of nickels in their pants.
"Did you see that nickel smuggler?"
by Johnny On The Slot September 30, 2011
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Hip nickel

That boi in his new duds is looking like a real hip nickel
by Slemonacc June 3, 2020
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Dick Nickeler

Someone who Nickels Dicks, usually by running Nickels across them in a rolling fashion.

Sometimes used as an insult, usually against women.
1: Hey babe, can you Nickel my Dick?

2: Shut up you dirty Dick Nickeler!
by DannyTrainsDubs January 25, 2023
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when a person is so unintelligent that they cannot comprehend even the most remedial concepts of education
Jerome did not understand what the scientific term for water, h2o was - he damn sure is not the shiniest nickel in the piggy bank.
by Samran53 December 22, 2020
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shit nickel

The scab that a herpes leaves on your upper lip
I made out with a stripper and now I have a shit nickel
by idontcareokayfck July 30, 2020
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Two nickels

A phrase used to describe an oddly specific scenario that has happened before. A shorthand reference to the now famous line from Dr. Doofenshmirtz in Phineas and Ferb The Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension. Can be used as the full quote, a “two nickels moment”, or simply “two nickels”.
“If I had a nickel for every time I was doomed by a puppet I’d have two nickels; which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice, right?”
by ninclemdo August 6, 2023
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Licking Nickels

Giggling while orgasiming.
Steve stormed out last night, I mean, I don’t really blame him, I thought about his epic failure trying to find my clit, but eventually he did and I was licking nickels something fierce. Oops.
by Philly B9 December 25, 2018
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