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Negative Shorts

When someone's shorts are so incredibly short, they are in fact negative.
Oh my... have you seen amanda's negative shorts? But Kayla certainly takes the gold for most negative shorts.
by TheSharpieCult May 25, 2010
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Negative Paper

Pulling something bad off at work, which results in a written reprimand, which ends up on your personal file.
Ah shit man, you shouldn't have done that, "Now your going to end up with some 'Negative Paper' on your file!"
by Merle_Hanson January 27, 2009
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Negative sketchy

Adjective. When something is not sketchy.

I.e. Pushys.com, Amazon.com, Stileapp.com, etc.
Sketchy website include: Ebay, 123movies, Ebay, blakejennison.threadless.com and Ebay.
P1: Yo boss, that website looks mega chungus sketchy.
P2: Nah, don't worry, it's negative sketchy.
P1: Okay boss.
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negative poo

Apparently not that rare phenomenon when you weigh yourself up, then you take a shit, weigh yourself again and you notice you are slightly heavier than you were before the act.

The ultimate negative poo, in turn, is when you actually weigh yourself up during the act and you see yourself gaining on weight on the scale.
- Cannot be. Right before shitting it was like 170 lbs and now its 175!
- Negative poo at its finest.
by krd April 18, 2014
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Negative-oned

Being turned off extremely that it goes into the negatives.

Example: You worked so hard to get close to doing the thing but then you don’t, so you’re negative-one’d. You also tend to get really angry and sad after this happened because you can’t quite put the words together to express what you feel about what happens as the negative-oner also tries so hard to make it seem like they don’t get your hints.
I can’t believe this! I go negative-oned so bad!”
by yesamredi November 10, 2021
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Negative Skill

What the Champ2025 has on TarminStreams's Twitch channel
Look at that guy who has negative skill, he must be TheChamp2025
by Hello Mario December 18, 2021
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A fucking negative

Someone who's IQ and/or brain cell count is in the negatives. An uncommon insult used to describe someone's intellectual capacities.
That kid Josh, he's such a fucking negative, he is so fucking stupid.
by CubikLlama April 20, 2022
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