A man with a robust mustache who frequently mounts women upon his face saddle, therefore giving a mustache ride.
Sally gave a great big "Yee-Haw!" as she met her first mustache cowboy, giving George's magnificent mustache a ride.
by MegStin July 30, 2015
Dude your breath smells terrible. What's more, did you get punched in the nose? Your lip is bleeding.
Nope, my girl is ragging and I ate her out so it's my menstrual mustache.
Nope, my girl is ragging and I ate her out so it's my menstrual mustache.
by jrudeboy February 19, 2014
A term used to describe a homosexual male. Typically a male who wears leather and frequents gay establishments. Not to be confused with mustache ride.
There was a gay pride parade downtown today. Let me tell you, there was no shortage of mustache men there.
by xxxPharaohxxx February 25, 2004
1. Screw 6 flags i wanna go on a mustache ride!
2. Trisha better shave, last night she made me give her a mustache ride it was like i flossed my teeth with pubic hairs
2. Trisha better shave, last night she made me give her a mustache ride it was like i flossed my teeth with pubic hairs
by Brohandus Ganja May 05, 2010
when u take shit from ur ass and u smear the shit on ur frends face so it looks like a hitler mustache
by justin December 23, 2004
This phrase refers to the notorious dictator, Hilter, or one of his characteristic personal images.
Further, this phrase is used to express a compared or direck relationship between the object and Fascism or Hitler himself.
Further, this phrase is used to express a compared or direck relationship between the object and Fascism or Hitler himself.
by Yahoo 知識家 October 22, 2009
Hailing from the spanish verb montar, it means to mount ones face, LITERALLY, this move is highly controversial and should only be repeated by professionals.
mustache ride translated into spanish
Dan "Quieres montar my bigote?"
Aurelie "Si senor! Mi gusto mucho"
Dan "Quieres montar my bigote?"
Aurelie "Si senor! Mi gusto mucho"
by Neilskeet July 24, 2008