How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, to measure the amount, the chucker had to count, which only a human could. Well if the counter couldn't chuck and the chucker couldn't count then there is nothing each other could say. The only conclusion and the single solution is that chucking wood is gay.
No woodchuck could chuck Chuck Norris.
The answer is Undefined
No woodchuck could chuck Chuck Norris.
The answer is Undefined
by Narto928 June 6, 2009
Get the How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood mug.A term sometimes used by most women to describe certain outfits. Most men have no idea what it means.
Clara: Bill, you don't think this outfit it too much, do you?
Bill: Uh ... no?
Clara: It is, isn't it? I'll go change.
Bill: Uh ... okay?
Bill: Uh ... no?
Clara: It is, isn't it? I'll go change.
Bill: Uh ... okay?
by Hyaenus Dominae July 9, 2009
Get the too much mug.When someone is talking and continues to add details that are boring or unnecessary past the point of where they should have stopped talking.
"Yeah I'm having a great day, I mean I would have just stayed at home and knocked one out otherwise."
"Mate too much"
"Mate too much"
by Cravenation February 15, 2009
Get the too much mug.When a female is so adept at setting off the neanderthal, primal sexual urges in a man that it is intimidating to him.
Anything can spur these urges; usually the term is reserved for a woman with a curvaceous figure but it can also refer to her self-confidence, superficial identity ('swag') or - in the author's case - that glint in the eye that knows you're in for a rollercoaster ride. Insofar as you'll experience a short-lived adrenaline rush followed by nausea and inner ear failure.
Anything can spur these urges; usually the term is reserved for a woman with a curvaceous figure but it can also refer to her self-confidence, superficial identity ('swag') or - in the author's case - that glint in the eye that knows you're in for a rollercoaster ride. Insofar as you'll experience a short-lived adrenaline rush followed by nausea and inner ear failure.
'... So did you?'
'Yeah she came back to mine after'
'How was it?'
'I still can't feel my legs mate'
'Class, you going to see her again?'
'Don't think I can, she's TOO MUCH WOMAN for me'
'Yeah she came back to mine after'
'How was it?'
'I still can't feel my legs mate'
'Class, you going to see her again?'
'Don't think I can, she's TOO MUCH WOMAN for me'
by etymolowrist July 22, 2012
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by Muck April 16, 2004
Get the Mucktard mug.Pauly D from Jersey Shore. "If you look up "too much swag" in the dictionary, there'll be a great, big picture of my face"
by Kisses to my Bitches April 2, 2012
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