fat motherfucker with the smartass mouth

n. A fat little bitch that cockblocks you and your cousin from hooking up with two dime pieces.

Damn Jim, we would have hooked up with those dime piece hoes, if it wasn 't for that fat motherfucker with the smartass mouth.

by FAT-COUSIN May 19, 2008

penguin lookin motherfucker

As first used in Dr Dre's The Chronic, it can mean whatever you want as it makes no sense what so ever. It is a statement that can describe any known man or woman. It can be both positive and negative, sometimes even at the same time.

What do you think of this new one piece, disco ball, boiler suit I've got on?

Man, you'se a penguin lookin motherfucker.

by TheGravyOne October 7, 2008

Chillin like a motherfucker

Slang term for Masturbating. Made popular by Martin Lawrence in his 1994 stand up comedy special, "You so Crazy."

My homeboy's mom walked in on him chillin like a motherfucker while watching Debbie Does Dallas. She screamed just as he busted a nut.

by Diamond_Dave January 8, 2009

Motherfuckerish

Sort of acting like a motherfucker, yet not enough to warrant being called a full on motherfucker.

Hey dude, why don't you back the shit off with the attitude? It's bordering on motherfuckerish.

by killersdd August 12, 2012

MotherFucker

1.A very annoying, obnoxious, mean person. Similar to words such as Fucker, Douchebag, Asshole, Jerk etc.
2. A person who fucks their mother.(Literal meaning)

Bob:That guy called me words and mocked me!
Jack:That guy must be a MotherFucker!
(Note: No offense meant for the usage of names:)

by TheWarProfessor May 20, 2015

motherfucker-in-law

When you hate your mother-in-law so much.

Everything I do is wrong for my mother-in-law. She is really motherfucker-in-law!

by 151bar151 October 1, 2016

Lazy motherfucker

A person who stays home from school while not being sick or someone who is dieing

My mom let me stay home from school, therefore I am a lazy motherfucker

by I am lazy February 26, 2020