Mascabulae

The scabs that occur from mass overheating of penis from masterbation. Unlike normal scabs that occur from cuts or lacerations on the body, Mascabulae differ from these in that they are formed of Humiscupalid corpi and spermelding of the blood tissue and foliculi skin erosion.

Yeltin Korkishink a famous man from his country of Ukraine, discovered Mascabulae in the year 1767 while on a very lonely trip to Fromme, Austria. He has never been away from his dearly beloved wife for any length of time such as this; He stated in a diary page, this: "It isn't my fault my wife, oh...my tender sorrow that bequeath the kneeling of thine breast...ooh such a loving unmerciful bounty such as this...ahhh!"-Korkishink.

by d.e.m.o. November 3, 2011

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momscaping

When a mom shaves, waxes or otherwise grooms her body hair.

It's date night. Gotta do some momscaping just in case.

by badv8r October 2, 2014

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mascara mafia

A mob of mascara slangin hotties!! Selling the hottest mascara in all the neighborhoods.

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M:Did you see The Mascara Mafia at the mall, yesterday?
Y: Yes!! They sure have the best job!

by TheMascaraMafia October 20, 2015

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miscall

miscall is when you call someone, want to talk, but drop the call before they answer, hoping they call back. To avoid paying call charges, and there is nothing important so the other guy will call if they have nothing better to do. Liked, it gets into the missed call list. Telemarketers in India say: leave a missed call at 1800....

My cousin miscalled me and pretended that the line was bad and cut the call when i answered. I knew the game so I miscalled him back.

by sankara April 9, 2016

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