Hater Monkeys

A person or group of faggots who have no talent and pick on people for being better than them.

A person who doesn't have style and picks on your clothes even though they're snotty pricks that want the same thing.

P1- Hey, you see that girl over there?

P2- Yeah?

P1-She's such a wanna be emo.

P3- I heard you, you fucking Hater Monkeys. Now stop being such a Scene Kid and go get Brokencyded

by SceneInBlackNWhite February 20, 2010

Clapping Monkeys

clapping monkeys means a person is very oblivious to their surroundings and just has a clapping monkey in their head because they don't listen to anyone else around them

You're not even listening, have you got Clapping Monkeys in your head

by Bhagzy April 26, 2019

holy cow monkeys

An alternative to cursing.

Holy cow monkeys, did you see that!?!?!

by spacedinosaur July 19, 2011

monkeys tit

A foolish person, a clot or modern day village idiot.

"Oh Frank, what have you done now you monkeys tit?" As he bangs his head on yet another doorframe...

by Mr Frank Spencer August 22, 2008

Arctic Monkeys

Some band that hipsters pretend to like just to sound cool

Hipster: Hey do you listen to the Arctic Monkeys?
Random guy: who the f*ck are the arctic monkeys?

by Jnjyfbkinbfdxgikngrxvhjjn May 13, 2015

By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars.

By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars. By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars.

By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars. By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars.By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars. By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars.By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars. By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars.

by not found [Error 404] July 19, 2009

monkers

man honkers. when a male is very fat and appears to have man honkers or monkers.

Johnny: HAHAHA check out that fatass over there.
Joe: I KNOW, you can see his monkers from hear!
Johnny: No shit sherlock, they're only like triple d's.

by gorillaguy987 May 26, 2009