Tie Monday

The act of having to beat off the ladies due to excessive good looks.

"Yo, I'm bout to go Tie Monday on these ladies!"

by jdark November 7, 2011

Monday Friday

A respectful way to say Mutha Fucker.

Hey you, get out of my way monday friday.

by trumuda May 9, 2011

manic monday

An unemployed workers first day back at a different position, with less pay.

Man if i would have known i wouldn't even get my own cubical, i would have slept in on Manic Monday and continued to collect unemployment checks.

by oscarl January 14, 2009

funday monday

n,v- Primarily used as an extention of the weekend. In rare circumstances, can also be used to start or continue a week long binger. Among regulars, it is often referred to simply as funday.

We're gunna have a funday monday tonight at Mark's house.

I got shit due tomorrow. Wanna funday it?

by T Eure October 16, 2006

Triple Monday

A Triple Monday is the first Monday in January. It is the Triple Monday because it is the First Monday of the Week, First Monday of the Month and the First Monday of the Year.

Triple Monday was particularly difficult this year because New Years day was on a Sunday.

by Deepthoughts75 January 3, 2022

Christmas Monday

The day off (fulfills paid holiday quota) that companies give their employees when Christmas falls on a Sunday

"Do you know if the business office at the phone company is open tomorrow or are they closed?"

"I think they are off just like we are, you know - Christmas Monday."

by bingolingo December 28, 2011

Manhattan Monday

When you're taking a patients temperature by mouth, so they can only breathe through their nose, and you fart in their face.

Miss Carlisle in room 53 was being an absolute twat earlier asking for pain meds, so when I went to take her temp I demolished her olfactory receptors with a Manhattan Monday

by Ireallydont September 8, 2021