Moist panties

Moist panties is a when you have an a oily croch and you need to see a doctor.
dad, I got Moist panties.
by verymanokbye March 18, 2019
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The Moist Man

a small but very useful man who lives in a woman's vaginal walls. When the woman begins to feel excited by a sexy male's prescence the moist man makes the area nice and wet for the incoming penis.
"my god Chris is a hunk, I can feel the moist man getting me wet already."
by Penguinlovesit September 24, 2007
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Moist Puss

When the vag get damp..... Or your cats in the rain, up to you!
by Story-Teller January 05, 2015
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moist Gary

A complete joke of a human. One who has a I.Q. just north of 25.More than likely this person was inbred.This person often shits themselves in public, but not out of lack of self control, but because they are sick and enjoy the feeling and the stench. Always have bad hygeine.
Jesus look at that retarded homeless man in the gutter he's such a moist Gary.
by Jesse December 01, 2003
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moist boy

An obnoxious Twitter user, usually a young man of the NEET variety, usually racist. Alternately "wet gent" or "damp chap."
I trolled Richard Spencer and now my mentions are full of moist boys.
by Sue Don M. April 04, 2017
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screaming moist

slang; meaning explosive or bad diarrhea
Bob: awwwww man after Taco Bell last night I was stuck all morning with the screaming moist.
Bill: doooood thats brutal.
by riley_532 October 02, 2007
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Moist Fart

A fart upon ones face, that is juicy and may contain turds.
Person #1: Dude, you're mean.

Person #2: Don't make me take a moist fart on your face.
by squarian July 26, 2014
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