Bitch Mittens

The term given to gloves on oilfield and Heavy industrial sites that mock the use of PPE. Similar to "skid lid" (Hardhat) "pajamas" (FR Coveralls).etc
Strap on your bitch mittens, I dont have time to deal with paperwork because your stupid ass cut your hands up.
by Madghost28 May 06, 2023
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GLITTER MITTEN

EWW,SHE HAD A GLITTER MITTEN…?”
by Getrweeds April 12, 2022
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fiddle mittens

fiddle mittens best describes a tweaker stuck on a prodge chasing their tail. just fiddled out.

"look at fiddle mittens? you done trying to fix that stereo? "

"hey fiddle mittens you got enough tape on that bong you've been makin'?"
Hey fiddle mittens where'd you put the duck tape?"
by jellybeanlove420 November 25, 2017
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just mittens

Like 'just kidding', but... 'just mittens,' ya know?
AIM convo:

yourmomeatscarrots: i hate you and i hope you die
imyerbunny: y would u say that 2 me?!?!? ):
yourmomeatscarrots: just mittens!
imyerbunny: lol k.
by Billy Buddy August 03, 2005
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Goose mittens

The rear pockets on a pair of pants or shorts where a partner may keep their hands for goosing.
She loves rocking goose mittens in the winter... I love it more.
by Snelp December 08, 2017
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wank mittens

Look at that ponce lace up his wank mittens.
by Loafingwafu October 17, 2017
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Nature Mitten

What your vagina becomes when a female places her hands between her thighs for warmth
Kelly: "Gosh it's cold out here!"
Krista: "Place them in your nature mitten."
by PiRaTiCaL WeNcH October 09, 2012
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