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mister freeze

When getting a blow job in a car during sub-zero temperatures, the man pulls the girls hair back, cuts on her face and pushes her out the car, causing the cum to freeze, making the girl walk home with cum on her face.
Dad:"Where have you been?! And what is on your face!?!"

Daughter:"Tyler gave me a mister freeze"
by TheProduct2003 March 29, 2022
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misery cpr reeses puffs two trucks

when you and your 3 other friends are all having a crisis at the same time
medic:so let me be and I'll set you free I am in misery
scout:two trucks having sex two trucks having sex
pyro:tight as a virgin boy don't get nervous Im here to serve you customer service
sniper:reeses puffs reeses puffs eat em up eat em up eat em up eat em up
thiz is what we call misery cpr reeses puffs two trucks. Ik, wacky
by raybeez February 22, 2022
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Misterogyny

Misterogeny (Mr.Ogeny/mist-a-ojini)

in its most basic form, is the female version of misogyny, which unbeknownst to most men, already has a unique word called misandry, however this is not only little known, but has been purposefully invented by women to sound different from the logical choice misterogyny. This has been done to confuse men into thinking they are unrepresented and therefore belittled.
Ironically, this is to get back at men for inventing the word ‘irony’, which they take to be a misogynistic word.
Wife, “its your job to take the rubbish out”
Husband, “why is it my job”
wife, “because I don’t want to damage my nails”
Husband, “Misterogyny!”
by Green Tentacle April 15, 2023
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la miseria

Viven en la miseria.
by buckfanshaw December 26, 2011
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finger misery

A condition that is also called paronychia which is caused by a bacterial infection around the fingernail symptoms include warmth, pus, and pain hence why it is called finger misery.
I hate finger misery and also pus! Blech!
by Strange Blue Dude June 25, 2017
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Monopoly miser

When you catch your gay lover putting monopoly pieces in his anus
"I caught carl being a monopoly miser. He had a thimble in his ass"
by Marching powder January 2, 2021
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James Miser

The man who smoked once and is in the back of everyone’s mind. Just read the example
Package for James Miser.”
by Adwatcher May 24, 2021
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