missionhoff

When doing something is really hard.

Setting up broadband will be a missionhoff

by drschming April 4, 2005

mission call

When you dial someones number but then decide against it but it's too late, their phone actually rings for a split second.

Ken: *ring* *reaches for phone* Ah Damn it.

Kane: Don't worry bro, probably just a mission call.

Ken: Yeah Josh just realized he had something better to do.

by kp1 June 25, 2009

Misgoogled

An inaccurate and/or reckless Google search that provides utterly useless results.

I searched for "see ass" when I meant to search for "sea bass." I misgoogled that bitch (search).

by lenin1924 January 7, 2011

mission improbable

(n) any impressively stupid or pointless mission dreamed-up for the purpose of vandalizing, pilfering, or otherwise altering public property.

"Tom and I are are pulling another mission improbable at 3am this saturday to steal all the toilet paper from the dorm halls."

by halonistic March 19, 2012

mission assccomplished

When you finally convince your partner to do butt stuff after a long time of wearing down their barrier to it

"Yo, I finally got my girlfriend to do anal after eight months of dating. Fuckin' mission assccomplished!"

by BeepBoopSon August 24, 2016

Mission

Language of Origin: Scituate, Massachusetts has been adapted throught the south shore especially used in Norwell, Massachusetts

Can be used as a Verb/noun

Mission pronounced "M-i-ss-ion" is a slang term used to describe the act or action of having causal drunk sex in a car, but has been adapted to just refer to drunk causal sex or even just casual sex.

Example Verb:

Man: "damn bruh I really want to mission the hell out of Stacy, but my car is in the shop rn"
Friend: "that's ok, u can still say u missioned Stacy even if it's not in ur car"
Man: "word! I can't wait to mission Stacy this weekend, my parents will be out of town"

Example Noun:
Guy: "I'm on a mission"

Friend: "what type of mission"

Guy: "to fuck Janet, she is my mission"

Friend: "damn I wonder who my mission is"

by Tony 4 Prez June 11, 2016

misgif

When sending a gift or meme to someone but you select the wrong, completely out of context one next to it.

Derp 1: "haha, yeah it was like a whale!" *inserts gif of hump day quotes*
Derp 2: "dude, I don't get it..."
Derp 1: "aww man, I sent the wrong thing, total misgif. My bad.."
Derp 2: "eww you just misgifed alol over my inbox"

by Aivjiol May 14, 2016