Swedish Microwave

A variation on the "Dutch Oven" in which the perpetrator defecates in the bed (rather than just farting)

"I tried to give her a dutch oven but it turned into a swedish microwave... now she won't call me back"

by aioubhgfob3e03 October 27, 2021

Microwave solution

A quick and easy solution

The team need a solution for the hiring problem . A microwave solution would be to use an external bureau

by Dan Dargan January 16, 2020

Microwave

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Microwave go MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

by ಠ_ರೃ 1997 November 19, 2020

Public Microwave

adj. A public area where a group/groups of people gather in a confined space and it gets hot and sweaty.

The club down on fifth is always such a public microwave.

by Grindrcollab August 19, 2021

baby microwave

Baby microwave describes a person who has had really sexy burns from a microwave when he was 4.

Random guy: Dude that guy looks like a *baby microwave*
Other guy: I know!

by Fake Real Name March 23, 2021

What brand is your microwave?

A question guys ask girls over text when the conversation is drying out.

boy: "that's crazyy"
girl: "ikr"
boy" so uh what brand is your microwave?"

by alextheog March 12, 2025

Microwave grilled cheese

An early 2020 sandwich created by Conner Price. Pure deliciousness

I eat microwave grilled cheese for breakfast.

by conner price December 13, 2020