michigan marmalade

when one places and orange inside a woman’s vagina and the women then squeezes the juices out of the orange and the partner drinks the juice

“me and my wife pulled a michigan marmalade last night”

“zesty”

by soggywotsits November 6, 2020

michigan girl

The worst females you will ever come in contact with. They act very nice and trustworthy until they take your money and fuck your brother.

Chad: "hey man how are things with that Michigan girl going?"
Ron:"Not good, She left me, killed my dog, and sent me a video of her fucking my brother. I still love her though."

by anonymous January 22, 2022

Michigan Pothole

When your customer and/or employer (both typically in Michigan) collect lots of information about you and outsource scamming you to Indian call centers, local police, and the judiciary system. Typically executed over the holidays, the after math tends to drag on till the next half of the year.

Dude 1 (typically a recipient of the scam steals): Bro, how was your Christmas vacation this year? I went to Hawaii, Mexico , Arizona and Maui! I celebrated christmas with my family - I had great dinners - I had bacon and steak and cake! it was awesome!

Dude 2: It sucked man, I got stuck in a Michigan Pothole... I even peed myself in my pants on the street before I could get out...
Dude 1: ohhhh duuuuuude.... shiiiiiiit..... reallyyyyyyy??? ooooh thats toooo baaaad.... you should've gone to Hawaii, Mexico, Arizona and Maui !

by ud_i2 June 2, 2018

Michigan Microwave

The Michigan Microwave is where you wrap a baby you don’t want in tin foil and put it in the microwave.

Jim: “Hey Mike how’s the new kid”
Mike: “I had to do the old Michigan Microwave on his bitchass”

by the old dick twist April 27, 2022

Michigan Mudfuck

A sexual act involving a group of people, a large pole, a puddle of mud, a pile of horse shit, and the willingness to use your fists.

Michigan redneck #1: Whatcha guys do after the barn dance last night?
Michigan redneck #2: We took 4 whores out back to where the farmer keeps his fertilizer and had a giant Michigan Mudfuck.

by Reagan&Bush'84 November 5, 2017

michigan boys

ugly af it’s very rare that you may find a hot michigan boy

eww look at those boys they looks like michigan boys

by ihateeveryonelol January 27, 2021

michigan fisherman

When a girl ties a string to the tip of your dick and yanks “reals” it into her mouth like a fisherman catching a juicy tuna.

Me and Karen did the Michigan Fisherman last night, my tip is still red.

by Code Bilfgod69420 February 24, 2020