Mexican Warhead

noun: A huge, painful turd one expels after a large meal, especially Mexican food.

That burrito was really good, but I have a feeling I'm going to have to drop a Mexican Warhead in a couple of hours.

by davedavedavidson September 27, 2009

Mexican Cheesecake

You wait till you have smegma on your uncircumcised penis then fuck a lactating mexican woman until her milk and your smegma turns to cream cheese.

I was tit fucking my mexican neighbor who was freshly pregnant and my smegma filled skin mixed with milk made for a beautiful mexican cheesecake.

by KZOO269 June 14, 2019

Mexican Abortion

When someone eats a large amout of spicy mexican food, resulting in massive diarrhea completely filling the toilet bowl.

Dude I had a ton of those fish tacos from baja fresh, and about ten minutes later I had a crazy mexican abortion.

by G-az April 26, 2011

Mexican teeth

Adult human teeth that are perfectly straight and uniform in size (resembling Chiclets chewing gum), particularly in the bottom jaw, that have remained in the same state since elementary school. Afflicted persons do not have to be Mexican to have Mexican teeth.

"So I like met this hot guy at the club, and when he flashed his geometric line of Mexican teeth I knew he was up on his dental hygiene, and you know what that means!"

by Angela Wallenbrock, MD June 28, 2008

Homeless Mexican

Tortilla wrap filled with Blue Cheese and Hot Sauce that is both stinky and spicy in nature. A Homeless Mexican can be enjoyed both hot and cold. The Homeless Mexican was first found on the mean streets of Vallejo California.

Hey buddy after a long night of drinking I could really go for a Homeless Mexican right now!!!!!

by TU Gangstas January 20, 2011

Mexican Pool

1. To aggressively make out with another person for an extended period of time

2. Any romantic exchange with a foreign exchange student

Person 1: Wow, she's been making out with that exchange student for a while, it's like they're having sex with their clothes on.

Person 2: Just playing a bit of Mexican pool.

by Fishnets&G-strings December 13, 2009

mexican blackbird

A female that has a Hispanic-descent mother and an African-descent father.

She is a Mexican Blackbird. Her mother was Mexican and her daddy was an Ace of Spades.

by madhatter55 February 19, 2009