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mexican unicorn 

A late twenties/early thirties young Mexican woman who has never been married and doesn't have any kids. It's unheard of, making her a Mexican unicorn. When you find one, snag her and keep her!
Mom, I met a girl named Josephine and she's 31 with no kids.

Mom: Is she married?

No mom. She's a good catholic girl.

Mom: She's a Mexican unicorn. Marry her son.
mexican unicorn by Locomotive November 30, 2014

Mexican Dipstick 

A sexual/alcohol-related act akin to the infamous buttchug. When performing a Mexican Dipstick, one party will soak their finger in tequila, and gently insert it into the anus of the other party.

Note: the salt on the rim is optional, but recommended.
I was hoping to party but all I had was tequila. Hating the taste, I asked my lover to perform a Mexican Dipstick, hold the salt.

Mexican Photos 

Usually, but not limited to, when a male kisses a pregnant woman's protruding stomach for a paternity photoshoot. Statistics show that most people who take these photos are Mexican, or more recently more varieties of Latino Countries.
Iro was kissing Maria's pregnant belly in the pregnancy photos, totally Mexican photos!
Mexican Photos by Jairo 34 Leon January 7, 2021

Mexican Ball-Water 

When a sweaty mexican construction worker dips his balls into a glass of water
“I’m gonna make you drink some mexican ball-water
Mexican Ball-Water by xtiju April 24, 2021

Mexican Ho-Down 

This is performed when a female, generally a mexican, farts a pile of cocaine into one's nose.
Sarah: I just gave billy the mexican ho-down, and now my asshole is numb.
Mexican Ho-Down by criminalbmx January 20, 2008

mexican ratchet strap 

1. The ghetto way to hold items on the top of a car as you transport them.

2. The reverse reach-around to fondle the female genitalia whilst getting head.
Reference to definition 1.-We didn't have any rope or twine, so we all sat in the back of the SUV and used the mexican ratchet strap to hold the mattress secure to the top of the moving vehicle.

Reference to definition 2.-I gave her the mexican ratchet strap and ran my hand down her back, around the dirt star, to fondle the poon while she was sucking on ol' dad.