A late twenties/early thirties young Mexicanwoman who has never been married and doesn't have any kids. It's unheard of, making her a Mexican unicorn. When you find one, snag her and keep her!
Mom, I met a girl named Josephine and she's31 with no kids.
A sexual/alcohol-related act akin to the infamous buttchug. When performing a Mexican Dipstick, one party will soak their finger in tequila, and gently insert it into the anus of the other party.
Note: the salt on the rim is optional, but recommended.
I was hoping to party but all I had was tequila. Hating the taste, I asked my lover to perform a Mexican Dipstick, hold the salt.
Usually, but not limited to, when a male kisses a pregnant woman's protruding stomach for a paternity photoshoot. Statistics show that most people who take these photos are Mexican, or more recently more varieties of Latino Countries.
Iro was kissing Maria's pregnant belly in the pregnancy photos, totally Mexican photos!
1. The ghetto way to hold items on the top of a car as you transport them.
2. The reverse reach-around to fondle the female genitalia whilst getting head.
Reference to definition 1.-We didn't have any rope or twine, so we all sat in the back of the SUV and used the mexican ratchet strap to hold the mattress secure to the top of the moving vehicle.
Reference to definition 2.-I gave her the mexican ratchet strap and ran my hand down her back, around the dirt star, to fondle the poon while she was sucking on ol' dad.