got medicated

To finally get your medical marijuana card or to have weed in your possession

Yo I got medicated

by official_drizzy._ October 28, 2017

silly medication

Being high off of more than one drug

Audrey and desi were off that silly medication

by Honey Og December 30, 2018

FTC Medication

The special medication obtained "from the car"

Bob is getting his FTC medication for his nose.
Bob is agro again, he must have run out of his FTC medication
Yes, Barbara, I will be bringing some FTC Medication to Stevens party

by UhWaitWhatHUH? November 16, 2020

recre-medicate

The use of prescribed medication for recreational use, including skipping a scheduled dose in order to double the dose at a later time or taking at a time when medication is not warranted to achieve a desired effect.

Kevin, did you take your Xanax this morning or are you saving it to recre-medicate after work?

Karen hoarded her lortab prescribed from her surgery to recre-medicate after she recovered.

by Conservative Bored housewife October 6, 2021

Thinking Medication

Alternate term for marijuana used when you have already been consuming and find yourself unable to recall recent conversations or unable to make a decision. The best solution seems to be to "consume more" in order to help with your thinking. The term definitely brings a smile and laughter as it is somewhat rhetorical in that it will not actually help with memory recall.

Wait. I don't remember. I think I need some thinking medication.

by Frankers Yo November 4, 2023

Thinking Medication

Alternate term for marijuana used when you have already been consuming and find yourself unable to recall recent conversations or unable to make a decision. The best solution seems to be to "consume more" in order to help with your thinking. The term definitely brings a smile and laughter though it is somewhat more of an oxymoron in that it will not actually help with memory recall.

Wait. I don't remember. I think I need some thinking medication.

by Frankers Yo November 5, 2023

over-the-counter medication

Stored-behind-da-checkout-platform substances dat are so strongly craved by certain customers dat dey will actually "vault da table" to obtain some.

Hagar The Horrible is infamous for infuriatedly taking a flying leap over an obstacle with his sword flailing whenever someone located behind said obstruction denies him a request, so one would hope that he never is prescribed any health-improvement pills by Dr. Zook, or said much-desired products might wind up being "over-the-counter medications" if said imperious Viking either was unable to pay for said pharmaceuticals, or he was wanting additional meds prior to the refill date.

by QuacksO November 3, 2023