Wal-Mart is leaking

An expression of disdain exchanged in whispered tones when the type of toothless, obese, meth-addicted, inbred, poverty-stricken, trailer trash that normally shops at Wal-Mart is spotted in a higher-class establishment nearby.

"I was shopping at Target today and some mouth-breather was rummaging through the Garth Brooks CD's while her unwashed rug rats tore the store apart. I think Wal-Mart is leaking."

by CambAngst July 2, 2007

Kwik-E-Mart

Two definitions:

The name of the convenience store in the animnated TV series The Simpsons.

A generic name for any convenience store, when you can't think of the name of a specific one.

Person A: "Is there a Kwik-E-Mart near here?"

Person B: "There's a Seven-Eleven down on Second Street."

Person A: "That works."

by Ryan Thompson January 15, 2004

Wal Mart Cakes

Soiled baby diapers that have been rolled up and left in the Wal Mart parking lot.

Joe: "Fuck, I'm on parking lot duty tonight."

John: "Enjoy picking up all those Wal Mart Cakes."

by Bulldog December 9, 2008

Wal-Mart Kid

The crying, screaming baby/toddler you hear inside of EVERY Wal-Mart EVER.

I went shopping at Wal-Mart today & came across about a dozen of those damn Wal-Mart Kids.

by devilman337 September 6, 2014

K-mart feet

dirty bare feet, maybe even black on bottom, like the little rugrats that run around kmart superstores with no shoes on

Jerry Springer dirty diaper babies and kids with dirty bare K-mart feet

by burd August 27, 2006

Ghetto Wal Mart

The Wal Mart that has all the best movies, potato chips, kool-aid, Cheapest Alcohol and Sugar. One aisle just for food stamps, express aisle in case someone is running from the police and needed to stop there for a minute. Instead of Subway there is a roscoes chicken and waffles, and a currency exchange. There are usually 18 registers but only 3 cashiers working. The rest of the cashiers are giving you the look like "you better not get in my aisle". Then when you go through and pay they don't speak or say thank-you. In fact they roll their eyes and seem mad that you even came.

Hey make sure you put on your bullet proof vest before you go to the Ghetto Wal Mart to get the bread.

by Monie Luv June 27, 2008

Wal Mart camo

When you wear your crappiest, hole filled, and stained clothing to Wal Mart so that you can blend into the environment.

Unless you want to recreate a scence from Deliverance, you better put on your Wal Mart camo!

by gigger06 August 17, 2010