marshmallow the cat

An adorable cat but be careful because he can murder a squirrel (or u) in ur sleep or when the squirrel is alive and the same(or bigger ) that him/her/other he may climb on doors scratch ur favourite jumper and become a parrot by sitting on ur shoulders and scratching ur back

Marshmallow the cat is a menace to society

by I’m jay I have Marshmallow July 25, 2024

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marshmallow fingers

What happens to the fingers of amateur guitarists who play for three hours in a row without a break. Their delicate wittle finger tips just can't handle those metal strings and they get all puffy and tingly...and look and feel like marshmallows.

Larry: Dude, I played the guitar for like 3 hours today!

Rick: OMG! You have marshmallow fingers...

Larry: I know. I guess I need to man up a little and practice more, right?

by frozengrapes151.4 September 24, 2012

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Toasted Marshmallow

Drug related:
Rock of ready on top of chore with rez sprinkled on top! ❄️

A toasted marshmallow makes your head light and fluffy and your hair sizzle!!

by BurnLarryGoode July 14, 2023

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Marshmallow Johnson

a male who suffers from limp dick syndrome

Girl#1: Hey Lady, howd'it go with the guy you hooked up with the other night?

Girl#2: Oh you mean Marshmallow Johnson? I got the hell out of there after 3 hours of him trying to get it up. I just couldn't watch the kid embarrass himself any longer.

by RedXSadist April 12, 2019

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Marshmallow girl

A girl that is about as hard as a marshmallow.

The marshmallow girl didn't think the world supported her enough, but if they did, she thought any kindness she was shown shown by them was weakness on their end. She also thought that because she never got an ass whooping from an authority figure such as a parent as a kid, that there was nobody in the world that could do it.

by The Original Agahnim August 20, 2021

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