MARI

M.A.R.I (Mysterious Alcohol Related Injury)

I woke up with a MARI this morning, it hurts like hell!

by disgustingkendall December 20, 2020

Mary

1.the one and ONLY true VIRGIN Mary is Jesus' mother the virgin mary according to the bible and scriptures
2.Mary or more than one > can have several meanings

1.mary should have kept holy and innocent but soaked herself or himself with non virgin acts
2.mary claims she had no lambs but has the biggest ass of all
3.mary so not contrary
4.mary enjoys a lot of activites like shopping and bar hopping with rich men
5.mary is lost in loveeeeee with Mike

by SGT.PLOW February 1, 2008

Mary

Mary isn't as innocent as she claims to be in fact she's a whore and always will be. I was once married to her, I even regret ever meeting her she's a low life scum that can go choke on a thousand cock's.

"what's Mary doing dad, to busy with the whole town of Easton"

by Donaldm1976 January 10, 2019

Mary

A woman who you thought you loved but dates your best friend/brother

Oh shit bro, here comes a Mary

by Jeff Brennan June 25, 2018

Mari

monki

“ooh ooh ahh ahh mari moment”

by mauriho August 29, 2020

Mary

A blonde whore, who will never be trust worthy and fake as fuck.She is the fakest friend you will ever meet.p.s she’s probably small and trash at volleyball

“That Mary girl will steal your mans.”
“Mary is so two faced”

by Yoooo boiiiii June 1, 2019

Marie

Someone who is a foul being with bad toes

That girl is such a marie in those sandles

by Yunga t August 18, 2018