Mustache-Beard

A full beard that terminates in a long, wiry mustache. Usually ginger in color. Indigenous to the Native Pittsburgh Region. Feasts on Primantis and Fiori's. Commonly employed by a Labor Union 6-8 months a year. Often known to travel by an obscenely loud motorcycle spewing "country noise". During mating season, common apparel includes sleeveless dayglo t-shirts ("undersleeves" in the colder, laid off months.)

Wow look at that mustache-beard! Thats straight from 1985!

by HYEP January 2, 2012

Belt Mustache

When the pubic hair is grown to a long enough length that it is protruding from the underwear.

Wow, I was about to unbutton her pants until I noticed her Belt Mustache.

by JBailey March 20, 2010

mustache man

A term used to describe a homosexual male. Typically a male who wears leather and frequents gay establishments. Not to be confused with mustache ride.

There was a gay pride parade downtown today. Let me tell you, there was no shortage of mustache men there.

by xxxPharaohxxx February 25, 2004

mustache ride

1. Going down on a girl while you have a mustache

2. when an unshaven girl rides your face

1. Screw 6 flags i wanna go on a mustache ride!

2. Trisha better shave, last night she made me give her a mustache ride it was like i flossed my teeth with pubic hairs

by Brohandus Ganja May 10, 2010

Hitler Mustache

when u take shit from ur ass and u smear the shit on ur frends face so it looks like a hitler mustache

guy: hey kid u got some crap there
butters: sir, that wud be my face

by justin December 22, 2004

Hitler Mustache

This phrase refers to the notorious dictator, Hilter, or one of his characteristic personal images.

Further, this phrase is used to express a compared or direck relationship between the object and Fascism or Hitler himself.

My political opposition puts the Hitler mustache on me.

by Yahoo 知識家 October 22, 2009

mustache ride

Hailing from the spanish verb montar, it means to mount ones face, LITERALLY, this move is highly controversial and should only be repeated by professionals.

mustache ride translated into spanish
Dan "Quieres montar my bigote?"
Aurelie "Si senor! Mi gusto mucho"

by Neilskeet September 26, 2008