A game often featured in arcades which moves a claw around a box in attempt to capture an item (most likely a stuffed-animal, ball, or small toy) and drop said item into a slot so that you can claim your prize and become a complete pimp on the playground. This game can be ridiculously hard at times, and the cause of difficulty may vary from the claw being too weak to you simply being completely uneducated in the ways of the claw. Play at your own risk, however, for poor results can, and will, lead to: deppresion, frustration, loss of quarters, anger, bullying from the pimp who won something, crying, and having your hopes and dreams crushed.
by Ory Alexander Lanka July 20, 2014
Get the claw-machinemug. by Anodomini89 January 23, 2009
Get the paradise machinemug. by paboya? July 29, 2021
Get the dancing machinemug. 
by McCameron June 29, 2007
Get the deuce machinemug. Cell Machine is a 0-player simulation game, where player has no control over the simulation once it started. By carefully placing different cells the game provides, you can create unique machines. This cellular automata game was made by Sam Hogan for a game jam.
by Milenakos October 2, 2022
Get the Cell Machinemug. Another name for a human so called because most humans are very very selfish. They only look out for there own asses and if you can look out for or help your self that just tough.
by Judge dredd7 November 13, 2011
Get the Self machinemug.