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loner stoner

A person with no friends that spends their days in a corner doing drugs.
Meredith: What's that weird guy doing in that corner?
Trish: Looks like he's doing drugs.
Meredith: Seems to me like a bit of a loner stoner.
by dust123 September 20, 2009
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Loner

A loner is someone who has no friends but doesnt even care. In fact he/she doesnt mind being alone, that person probably does feel lonely but is so unsocial that they probably cant remember how to make friends. So they would rather stay alone because... I dont know it seems better that way. I guess but I dont really understand why they would rather stay alone.
Very depressing.
''I saw a kid inside a classroom, he appeared to be reading a book'' my friend told.

''how sad!'' I felt really bad for him, he was always by himself

''I know, I understand why he does since since he always gets bullied by the popular kids. So I guess it makes sense''

''I know he always gets teased for being a 'loner' but with all the drama going on in highschool, can you blame him?''

''Thats so sad''
by ThatAverageGirl October 9, 2012
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Loner

someone who does not know what it is like to actually have woman love them, they constantly masturbate to porn
AtecsN is such a loner
by nigger_123 May 17, 2014
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ass-be-lonker

A person who rudely interrupts a conversation with random drivel about their opinion/personal life that is irrelevant/stupid. Something Theron doesn't do.
Theron: This meteor shower only happens like every eighty years or so.
John: Yeah, this is rather magnificent.
Cockneck: My girlfriend is such a bitch dude!
Theron/John(in unison): Stop being an ass-be-lonker while in our presence.
by theronkillshobos September 27, 2008
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Loner

A person who is usually alone, but not in a weird way, a cool way like batman.
Girl a: Wow did you see that guy?
Girl b: Who?
Girl a: The one on the motorcycle. He doesn't talk much, he's a bit of a loner.
Girl b: Yeah, he looks super cool and mysterious.
by Deku9001 March 17, 2019
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[donkey] loafer

One that wafts in donkey nutsack sweat, then proceeds to lick gouche.
Last week, Blair was a donkey loafer.
by HustlerJ April 26, 2006
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Loner

Blake got a loner after longboarding down Farmington Canyon.
by SGT MAJOR BAMF November 24, 2011
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