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lesbian

A fictitious creature. Fabled to be a female only sexually attracted to it's own kind. Unable to fight the urge for a penis or penis shaped object these creatures are factually impossible to exist. Much like people enjoy pretending to be vampires, werewolves, dragons, angels, and many other mythical beings; many women still enjoy the feeling of "being a lesbian". At least until reality kicks in and they remember they can't fly, breath fire, transform, or live without penis.
Guy: "so what do u enjoy doing in your spare time"

Girl: "don't even try that on me, I'm a lesbian."

Guy: "oh really, so you enjoy roll playing too"
by spanky010 August 20, 2008
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Lesbianic

somthing that has to do with a girl liking another girl
The way that girl kissed her friend who is also a girl was very lesbianic
by Minnie254 December 29, 2007
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Jim-"dude, did you see that round of lesbian mud wresling?"

Me-"yea it was like porn"
by jeffay1234657890 October 1, 2008
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Lesbian

The thing i turn all girls that look at me
*shows girl face*
Wow, i forgot to tell you i’m lesbian.
Pain.
by Utmom December 10, 2020
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Lesbian

A woman or fem nonbinary person who is exclusively attracted to other women.
Not here for men's enjoyment, no, you can't "join in"
Kestrel and Valerie are married. They are Lesbian.
by anonymous December 22, 2020
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me. I am lesbian. and so is my girlfriend.
by iamLES.com January 27, 2021
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Lesbian

Women who likes other women, and not men.

They use code language to ask if you’re gay too, like: ”Do you listen girl in red/Jojo siwa?”

And no, you staight ass basic girl, lesbians doesn’t have crush on you. I promise.
(Lesbian) Woman A: ”Do you listen girl in red?”
(Also a lesbian) Woman B: ”Yes! Let’s date.”

They are married now
by tellingonlyfacts March 5, 2021
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