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Leathers

Leathers are what is considered a whole species of southerners or vacationers in the south who are clearly already leathered. Yet the continue to bronze themselves into oblivion. They are often times in small adult undies with a glossy finish to them as if they have pre lubed themselves with oil prior to their progressive leathering process.

These leathers should be visualized and perceived as something similar to a “walker” but very much still alive.
The leathers keep taking all the good chairs
by Silentsparky February 22, 2024
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Leather Bottom

Someone who has done a lot of anal sex. They are seasoned pros
I finally hooked up with Jennifer! I had no idea she had a leather bottom!
by Spiderman0522 February 15, 2023
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Leather Tube

When you get aggressively fuck a cow.
Person 1: Yo, did you hear what happened to Jerry when he ran out onto that field?
Person 2: Yeah, he leather tubed'ed a couple of the farmer's cows. I filmed it and put it up on pornhub!
Person1: Sweet! What's the link?
by KittenPopo May 29, 2020
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leather person

People who have tanned so much that with their age their skin begins to sag and turn brown and shiny like leather.
*In a beach town* "Look at the leather person riding their bike."
by batshitfloridachick November 29, 2022
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leather caddy

A leather caddy is a specialized Sub that carries toys of the trade for a Leather Daddy.
Leather Daddy: "What size anal beads would you suggest we use on the new Otter?
Leather Caddy: "this isn't his first visit, I think a mid-size set would work."
by Scuzz83 July 26, 2018
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slappin leather

When an individual is sitting on a leather couch and farts so hard that the air ejecting from the butthole makes a noise that sounds as if the fart is physically "slappin" the leather.
Man, I drank so much beer last night I've been slappin leather all morning.
by hightop071086 February 20, 2011
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leather

natural animal asset, ideally placed, by Nature Itself, on the actual animal, in perpetuity.

something you no longer need in the modern world, with all these breathtaking technological advancements and successfully applied research in the field of better-for-you, more ethical, more sustainable materials.

opportunity to evolve beyond being a selfish traditionalist.
person A: no! my favourite brands are still producing leather goods inscribed with Gucci/D&G/LV/...
person B: no! there is nothing more luxurious than a leather couch or car seat.
person C: no! that black leather jacket makes me feel trendy/cool/younger than i actually am, the feeling needs to be real.
by wokeup2this July 10, 2022
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