Once upon a time.... In a land far far away, there lived a husband and a wife... The husband loved his wife very much, despite her extreme laziness... One day, the husband had to leave on a business trip...and knowing how lazy his wife was, he made her a GIANT donut to put around her neck to eat... However, little did he know that she was SO lazy that when she finished the front half of the donut, she didn't even turn her head to eat the rest of it.... So she died. THE END. the moral of the story: don't be lazy (like Elizabeth)
Brianna: "I was lying in bed last night and I really had to pee, but I just thought if I fell back asleep I wouldn't have to pee anymore.... I spent like 50 minutes lying awake!"
Me: "Don't be such a donut lady"
Me: "Don't be such a donut lady"
by rock..paper..scissors..SPIDER. December 25, 2011

A word established in a dan and Phil live stream, meaning the excit water girl uses in the game ‘fire boy and water girl’
by lil pumpkin February 15, 2019

by adonk September 2, 2012

When you have problems talking to or engaging with women. Or once you do talk to a girl, you end up screwing it up by doing all the wrong things.
"That dude doesn't get any bitches, he's lady retarded."
"His lady retarded ass is going to be single forever!"
"His lady retarded ass is going to be single forever!"
by Cyberumor January 14, 2014

British slang for lesbian.
by Jay Bishop August 7, 2017

#1: Dude, I totally did the Lady Gaga on my girlfriend last night but I got all my jizz in her eye.
#2: Bummer
#2: Bummer
by frankatank117 June 6, 2011

by agoblin November 7, 2017
