buck knitties

the beanies that people wear when it looks like it's about to fall off their heads

Look at those hipsters wearing the buck knitties, one turn and it's gonna fall off!!!

by loligator April 7, 2010

[hairy balloon knot]

soley by appearance, the knot of a hand tied balloon resembles the human anus in its puckered form.
hairy gives reference to the"balloon knot" been of human anatomy and not synthetic.

my hairy balloon knot is itchy as hell

that crazy chick stuck her finger up myhairy balloon knot !

by biffabelly August 9, 2010

knotts berry farm

the most flippin ghetto ass park in the universe. we don't get paid shit to run around getting dumb ass guests their tossed salads and "turros." Please people, it's a "churro," they're not mexican, they're from god damn Texas.

Sally's Sipper in Knotts Berry Farm's Camp Snoopy

Guest: Hey bro, you got any free churros?
Employee: I'm sorry sir. I'm not authorized to give free merchandise, but if you would like you could purchase one for $3.83.
Guest: K bro, one churro please.
Employee: I'm sorry sir but the churros are still cooking. They'll be ready in about 15 minutes.

by Alexwgw;rgwrngrwj;g January 13, 2008

nigger knot

A fat wad of rolled money held with a rubber band often consisting of low denomination bills in the center (ones or fives) with a single higher-denomination bill visible on the outside to give the appearance that the owner has a lot of money.

I had to leave the strip club in a hurry and I got stuck with a bunch of one dollar bills, so I spent the rest of the weekend with a fat nigger knot bulging in my pocket.

I thought Jay was trying to be funny when I saw him whip out a nigger knot, but then he told me it was the down payment for a new car.

by Jack Bard October 10, 2008

lighter knot

Big-ass piece of lighter pine, only found in the great state of Florida, that is drug into camp, usually with a chain and four-whell drive just before sundown. This superd fire wood has the distinct smell of turpentine; good for keeping skeeters away. Burn all night, I'm here to tell ya. That's the only reason I'm here.

Hey Gomer, drag that other piece of lighter knot over t'fire. These skeeters are fit t'carry me away.

by Tomm M January 13, 2009

halie knotted

1. to take a runny shit all over yourself whilst in a drunken stupor
2. shit

oops i just halie knotted myself, and i'm proud!

knotted on em'

niggas stay talkin that halie knott

by revengemuhfucka August 8, 2011

balloon knot

The way your anus ends up looking after you have spent any length of time in the bathhouses in the Castro.

Quinby had only recently come out and told his family that he was gay. He had met some very supportive people at the local LGBT center including a very obese lesbian named Cathy. She had encouraged him to get his ass stretched down one of the many bathhouses down in the Castro. He had taken her up on this advice and soon trotted down there, lube in hand, rubbers in the other and before long he was getting taken left, right and center and having a great time of it. He loved being gay. He didn't care about the rainbows or the pride events or even the fact he was now eligible to wear fluffy boots with his white denims and shiny t-shirts. It was all about cock and taking as many as possible. He felt different back there in no time at all. He loved feeling all puckered and loose and was sure that his balloon knot would now be prized by the many leather men in the city who would love to bend him over and give his ass a damn fine walloping.

by mammarylane September 17, 2017