Kiwi

A term used to describe a desirable female. One that is curvy and usually has a sizable behind.

Damn! She BEEN eating Kiwi huh? She really walking round here will all dat ass!

by YaBoyMoses June 23, 2020

kiwi

a really cuute guy

he is a kiwi

by ambbaaa July 25, 2020

gone off kiwi fruit

When you leave out a kiwi fruit for too long and it goes stale.

The gone off kiwi fruit tastes like shit.

by Debskelly1985 March 8, 2023

Kiwi Gang

Fandom of pianist Costantino Carrara, named on 14 April 2021, during a live stream

I'm Kiwi gang

by Cassius_☺ April 24, 2021

Kiwi-man

A creature born in Mount Fruticus and is seen as a symbol for saving humanity. They operate down under (but aren"/ very good) as well as New Zealand and Australia. As little kiwites they are a little fuzzy. Extremely flat-earthed (even though they are round) and have a general tendancy to become...furry. That's furry and not A furry. Big difference that not many understand :(.

Emperor Zuchinii: you have come far, kiwi man, but I must reject you your powers.

Kiwi-man: what? Why?

Emperor Zuchinii: You have become a furry .

Kiwi-man (as he is being dragged away by cucumber guards): NO NOOO I CAN EXPLAIN. NOOOOOO

(A door slams, lights fade out, in the distance a crow squaks)

by Ma9'rooba69 June 11, 2018

Kiwi

The most sexually tense fruit that provides a risky sense of love but still provides a sense of comfort and stability

Can be used as an Adverb, verb, adjective, and noun

Adverb: "Uncle Dave whispered kiwily in my ear"
Verb: "We are gonna kiwi tonight after dinner"
Adjective: "Dude she is so kiwi"
Noun: " Do you want a kiwi"

by WhatItActuallyMeans March 28, 2017

Kiwi

One of the best songs on Harry styles album ‘Harry styles’ if you ever need to jump about with no worries just put on kiwi.

‘Yo I’m feeling a bit down today you know? Not feeling that energetic.’
‘Here let me put on kiwi’

by Lovelykdly123 June 30, 2019