Kiwi

Its a harry styles song on the HS1 album

and its flipping amazing I know it by heart

mom: what fruits do you want

me: kiwis, please

my mom: why and arent you allergic

me: because SHE WORKED HER WAY THROUGH A CHEAP PACK OF CIGARETTES HARD LIQUOR MIXED WITH A BIT OF INTELLECT AND ALL THE BOYS THEY WERE SAYING THEY WERE INTO IT SUCH A PRETTY FACE ON A PRETTY NECK....

by S*M*N.COWBELL.HATE.PAGE May 4, 2021

Dirty Kiwi

The act of peeling the fur off a kiwi and using it to wipe your ass after a shit.

“There’s no toilet paper left John”
“Don’t worry Jenny I prepared 3 dirty kiwis earlier”

by Eggie Benis November 22, 2023

Kiwi

Can be either used as a name what an ugly underaged boy fingers an ugly underaged girl, or an a verb replacing fingering

Ex 1: Amir kiwed Lea
Ex 2: People were chanting kiwi to amir after he fingered Lea

by Eat your fruits not vegetables January 4, 2018

Kiwi Spider-Man

The act of ejaculating into your right hand and then proceeding to do the Mana wave while saying the phrase ‘Kia Ora’.”

“Please don’t Kiwi Spider-Man me again.”

“Yuck that bloke just Kiwi Spider-Manned me in the face.”

“I’m going to Kiwi Spider-Man this chick later.”

by Red Raw October 5, 2025

Kiwi

a character name made by me a gay bish UWU

fucking kiwis am i right?
yeah.

by KiwiTheKawaii September 30, 2020

kiwi

a small furry brown fruit with a green and sour edible part.

This kiwi is delicious!

by flamepetal October 3, 2020

A Kiwi

A song typically written & performed by a British closeted gay man.

Harry loves singing a kiwi to make fun of his husband stunts.

by Ailam September 13, 2017