kittens and puppies

The young, enthusiastic interns and new hires fresh out of school who want to take your job. Kittens are girls. Puppies are boys.

EMPLOYEE 1: Oh, the kittens and puppies in the summer intern program are so cute, I just want to take them home and cook them a hot meal!

EMPLOYEE 2: Cute, sure. But they'll kill you in your sleep and eat you if they think they can get away with it.

by Eegah! June 21, 2010

Gutter Kitten

A girl who is white trash and sleeps around with guys.

Man did you see that girl at the party? She looked like a gutter kitten!

WOW, that girl was acting like a total gutter kitten.

by FNDJ October 15, 2010

Kitten Juggling

To hurl many small cats (aka kittens) through the air from one hand to another. This is usually accompanied by a hospital visit for the juggler if the kittens still have claws.

Kevin tried kitten juggling at a talent show.

by Fredbot July 25, 2008

Sex kitten

A phrase given to a toy or person who is uncontrollably sexy in life, the bedroom, or wherever the sexyness is desired

Sex kitten: stephanie, playboy bunny, a kinky vibrator, or a person wearing sexy clothes

by miss. mercury July 20, 2010

discord kitten

a discord kitten is someone who meow meows for nitro, so for example, georgenotstraight is quacktitties discord kitten.

quacktittie- 'ur my discord kitten now george' *gives nitro*

georgenotstraight- 'ok daddy' *has 2 year nitro*

dreamwasgay- 'HEART BEEN BROKE SO MANY TIMES...' *slaps quacktittie*

quacktittie- *coughs in ipad kid*

*EPIC ANIME BATTLEEEE*

now this is how being a discord kitten works

by dreamscolourblindboy June 17, 2021

Brown Kitten

A combination of space docking and fucking, when a man plunders and pillages a shit filled vagina with his cock of vengeance.

The brown kitten has all the fun of vaginal sex with the excitement of anal!

by hr2 September 22, 2006

Dick Kitten

When you want to send a girl a dick pic, but don't want to be awkward, so you draw a picture of a cat on it. Instead of being weirded out, she will laugh.... with all of her friends.

T: "Wanna see my dick kitten?"
A: "What is a dick kitten?"
T: *sends pic*
A: *screenshots, and shows friends* (sorry T)

by MEEEOOOW January 31, 2015