Kirk

A really shit dad who chooses alcohol over his kids. Has a tendency to beat his children's mother because he's a big pussy and would never hit a male. He has a sister who can't look after her kids and the social have to do it for her. Kirk is an all round lanky streak of piss who sits in a pub with all his low life friends.

God that guy is such a Kirk.

Look after your children... don't be like Kirk.

Is that Kirk in the Pub? Most definitely.

God did you see Kirk beat that woman. That's so like Kirk.

by Trollface123 March 4, 2017

Kirk Hammet

guitar god

kirk hammet is the guitar god

by Dadddddddddddddddddddddddy October 31, 2022

Okay, No Kirk

Used to dismiss someone who is being an imbecile

Matt Morin you are a fucking idiot, Okay, No Kirk

by Charius38 May 6, 2024

Kirk

Utah slang for neck

“you not giving no kirk? awh ur weirddd”

by riotooswazzy September 11, 2025

Kirk off

A mean version of buzz off relating to star trek

(When a bird is anoying)
“Kirk off” Crow!

by The_horlzon May 17, 2025

Kirk

Based on the term "neck", a word for giving a blowjob, fellatio, or oral sex.

Her throat game is crazy shawty was giving straight kirk no teeth, I definitely didn't teach her all that!

by lowtaperblevins67 September 12, 2025

Kirk

A scumbag. Mostly an otherworldly fake, evil moronic ped0.

Jane: what happened to you , sandra!!! You look horrible!

Sandra: Kirk just took advantage of me again.

by Fuqqqalluuu9 December 31, 2023