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Killing two turds with one kidney stone

Exactly the same definition as "killing two birds with one stone", but this term can be used as a more vulgar/edgy next level substitute to get the same point across, but also cause a sense of shock and awe also possible disgust towards first-time listeners of this phrase. This phrase may also invoke the mental image of a man grabbing his own penis and tilting it upward like a firearm and shooting out a kidney stone with such intense force that it could lethally penetrate two flying turds with bird wings killing them both at the same time.
Killing two turds with one kidney stone: See definition for "Killing two birds with one stone".
by Black-Phoenix777 May 24, 2021
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Kilian

Kilian has the biggest cock I’ve ever seen. He fucks like Johnny Sinslittle son.
Kilian is so big that I came instant
by Peter1988 November 22, 2021
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Kilian

a sexual beast, with his one phallus Kilian made me cum 2 times in a row, if you have a Kilian around you, fucked with him.
When Kilian got into me, I came twice like it had never happened to me before
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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Killing Stalking

a PSYCHOLOGICALLY manhwa about a guy, named yoonbum, who faces the consequences of his actions after finding himself in sangwoo's home, aka a place he shouldn't be.

many people thinks it's just YAOI because of the gay sex but are we just gonna ignore all the psychological trauma that was inflicted upon the two main characters and the physical upon yoonbum??? anyways big props to koogi for making such complex and well written characters. Some topics include:

1. Gay Sex (that's a given💀)
2. Psychological Manipulation and Abuse (emotional manipulation and blackmail, intimidation, minimization, passive-aggressive behavior, silent treatment, gaslighting, brain-washing, "love"-bombing and verbal abuse)
3. Suicide
4. Murder

5. Physical Torture (Neck cutting, Ankle Breaking, Hanging and other Toolbox torture methods)
6. Rape

If you absolutely cannot handle a single one of these topics, i suggest you don't read the manhwa at all because it's heavy on everything and it will break you down mentally.
Person 1: killing stalking is such a cute YOAI
Pseron 2: what the actual fuck are you talking about. It's a spine chilling, anxiety raising psychological yaoi.
Person 1: yeah but there's still cute parts. they were totally meant to be🥰
Person 2:😟 what?! they weren't meant to be together, they aren't meant to be together and they will NEVER be meant to be together.
by imalwaysnotrong June 1, 2022
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snape killing

When you kill a loved one to prove to your dark overlord that you are their right hand man, but it is all a cover because you are an agent for the good guys.
I am snape killing my parents to show the boss I'm on his side, but I'm going to defeat him for the other side.
by TheAxel October 7, 2016
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is killing your gains

Used as a term to mock Jeff Cavaliere as he always says everything is killing your gains
by H3ge October 6, 2021
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My loneliness-is killing me. And I, I must confess, I sill believe!!!!!!!!!!!! (still believe), is a part of the revolutionary song Britney Spears sang.
Person 1 :"My loneliness-is killing me. And I, I must confess, I sill believe!!!!!!!!!!!! (still believe). When I'm with you I loose my mind, give me a siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing. HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "

Person 2 : Yooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Are you singing that legendary Britney Spears song?

Person 1 : YEP!!!!!!!!
by Ashyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy February 7, 2021
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