karma pounds

weight gained from making fun of others' unfortunate appearances

I need to stop calling my sister fat before I gain some karma pounds.

by kwiii December 23, 2008

Karma Chug

When someone drinks straight from the milk carton and doesn't check the expiration date or manages to miss the odor, receiving a nice, clumpy drink of milk.

Person 1: (coughing and gagging)

Person 2: Karma Chug?

Person 1: Yeah...

by Lear Bear January 25, 2010

karma-gret

The basic theory when you do something good and something awful happens in return and vice versa.

I Karma-gret covering a shift for my co-worker, and missed out on free concert tickets.

OR

I stole someone's tickets to a basketball game, while I was there I found $100...karma-gret

by karmalot April 1, 2013

Karamae

Strength, Wisdom, Good Morals, and full of good old fashioned values and traditions

Having Karamae is being able to take the values of the past and use them to create a brighter future

by DrMum June 16, 2016

Karma Loki’d

The act of trying to Loki someone, only to have it backfire and get Loki’d yourself.

Man #1 pours down lava in attempt to kill Man #2, but the lava falls on Man #1

Man #1: Oh no what did you just do!? What did you just do!?

Man #2: I didn’t do shit! You did that! This is your lava! Haha Karma Loki’d!

#creaturetopia

by Thicccboi October 18, 2017

Karma Cash

Karma Cash - Life's currency that is deposited or withdrawn into "Life's Bank" aka the karma pool.

That Browns defended keeps taking cheap shots at the backup QB for the Jets. If he keeps it up, then Life's Bank is going to come looking for their Karma Cash and I know his ass ain't got two cents. And the bank don't take checks so his peoples are going to have to cover!

by Bob "Fucking" Martin September 16, 2019

Karma Rape

When the Lurking Trolls on Reddit Decide it's a Great idea to Downvote Questions because they feel Superior.

Karma Rape Downvotes by people who don't care about a question.

by Cool Man Gaming Tan April 12, 2020