kangarooing

kangarooing is the act of squatting over your toilet, one foot on each side, pushing as hard as you can to get out a big fat turd that is lodged in your ass and won't come out.

Sorry I missed your call, I was kangarooing the toilet.

by Spike and Gwabby October 21, 2007

kangaroo

A young man who has a fondness for older women.

Demi Moore's husband is a kangaroo, doncha think?

by raggedynan August 13, 2009

kangaroo

Slang for <gay guy>

Doing little hopping motions on both legs while holding your hands parallel and the wrists slightly bent forward should give you an idea where this synonym came from.

Are you a kangaroo?

by Lynx86 January 4, 2011

Kangaroo Pouch

the destroyed muscles above your c-section that pooches out.

after my second c-section i need to work out to get rid of this kangaroo pouch

by Ca$$i October 10, 2012

Blue Kangaroo

A sex act meaning hitting a blue waffle from the back while bouncing up and down.

John: Me and Kate tried the blue kangaroo lady night, or was so awesome!

Derek: Dude that's gross!

by Laun Dro-Mat December 1, 2013

Kangaroo Kick

When you cut open a girls stomach and put your hands in the pouch that was just created then you repeatedly kick her in the vagina until she bleeds.

Miranda was pissing me off so I gave her the Kangaroo Kick

by Lauchness March 4, 2009

Kanarie

Cute boy with amazing personality everyone loves him ;) and he'll for sure get the ladies besides that he has a freaky side that he rarely shows ...he's also very funny he'll garunteed make u laugh if you get a kanarie it'll be hard to keep him he can be a slight hoe

Person : dang u see kanarie he's funny and cute
Person 2: don't go after him hun he's to cute

by Anmomiyus July 29, 2018