kangaroo

a geezer who is indescribable. can be good or bad. used as jokes normally.

"bro that guy? personally I think he's just a kangaroo."

by is a 17 momento December 6, 2023

Kangaroos

Dangeroos without knives

MATE! lets get outta here there are dangeroos everywhere!!
Naw mate look closa! they ain't got knives These are just kangaroos

by thehunn January 26, 2018

Kangaroo kiss

When you get double kicked in the groin while balancing on your strong muscular tail.

I gave Gina a kangaroo kiss at the airport after I found out she was sleeping with my step brother’s aunt tina’s Bulldog named Trent.

by saint_eric June 10, 2018

Aussie Kangaroo kick

The act of kicking someone as hard as you can in the nuts and then hopping off like a kangaroo

Fuck did you see ol cunt face at the pu. The other day pinched the waitress on the asss? The bitch “ Aussie kangaroo kicked him “ leaving him there stunned for two different reasons one was him wondering why did she do it and the second wtf is with her bouncing / hopping away from me after wards

by MR_SUSPECT March 7, 2024

Kangaroo mom

Uber protective mom, surpasses a helicopter or lawnmower mom. Does everything for the child and grossly enables the child’s learned helplessness.

She is such a kangaroo mom her kid has a tv in her vagina. In order to teach the kid you have to yell up the birth canal.

by Call them as I see them February 9, 2019

Kangaroo Courtship

A romantic relationship two parties enter into for no other reason than to be in a relationship. A relationship without love or merit.

"I'm not surprised you found him on tinder considering his kangaroo courtship."

by The worst English student July 15, 2024

kangaroo droppings

The art of taking a shitwhilst squatting a little bit higher than the seat to make a large and very loud splash, usually used when others are around to hear your splash and do not do this in your own toilet as splashback is not nice

*plop plop plop plop*
P1: oh can you hear that
P2: yeah, i think he is doing kangaroo droppings
P1: oh, thats disgusting does he really have to make us listen

by Experiencedshitter January 22, 2015