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Scream Job

When one person screams at another person's penis
While I was getting ice cream the other day, I noticed an employee being berated by their boss because they wouldn't perform the scream job that was being asked of them.
by SkaBrah May 23, 2015
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Job raffle

When someone has a job that they are totally unsuited for, they have no experience and cannot carry out their duties properly due to lack of understanding.

How did they get that job? The only way that this can be explained is for someone to have won their job in a company raffle.
How on earth did they get that job? They’re totally incompetent!?

They won it in the raffle at Christmas.

Oh, Job raffle, that explains everything!
by lucyloo1979 September 28, 2009
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backhand job

A backhand job is the act of giving a man full release using the back of your hand and nothing else.
Jake: "Grant must have given the Senior VP a backhand job in order to get that great corner office."
Mark: "I bet he did that, exactly that!"
by Aniraf March 16, 2014
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Taffy Job

When your partner is giving you head and focuses stickily on savoring your balls and graciously mouths each testicle like stretching warm pieces of taffy. Usually accompanied by a smile and the words "like that?"
Christie gives the best head yo. I'm telling you she can suck a dick but once she starts in with the taffy job you gonna nut braaaaahhh.
by Eaton Holgoode March 3, 2017
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Syrup Job

When you put syrup in a persons butt hole and lick it out.(often a sexual thing)
Yoo I just gave Azian a syrup job!
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Bad Job

A poop of any sort with a particularly strong, disgusting odor.
"Did you just have a bad job?"
by Spank Rebel September 2, 2018
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Pastry Job

A job where there is a lot of freedom, where the job boundaries can be moulded and stretched considerably without it being noticed by anybody else.
I'm really enjoying this pastry job. I told my boss that it would take 5 weeks to finish, but I finished it in 3 and did nothing for 2 weeks.
by SenoritaEvita June 15, 2011
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