Jesse

Jesse. That gay ass white boy that says he is mexican but id not. Most important thing about him is that he is GAY.

Jesse is gay.

by Jessethewhiteboi June 6, 2018

Jesse

a ROBLOX developer who is has never shown his face and has a husband named Asa

Jesse y e s

by godofmandlehandle June 30, 2019

Jesse

Someone who crapped themselves or smells bad.

Man that kid is such a major Jesse.

by Jesse is a god November 18, 2018

Jesse

A beautiful girl, who always looks for the best in people, she is sensitive in a good way, and stone cold in the bad. If she ever gets your heart, she will never let it go and her main goal is to make every moment a memory with you. If you ever find a Jesse make sure she stays around because people like her are almost Extinct.

I love Jesse more than anything

by TraPxGod May 22, 2018

Jesse

Jesse is the kid in school who knows a lot about a couple of subjects but only useless facts. He is generally tall with dirty blond hair and turquoise eyes. Generally has a loose sense of humor but can make you laugh even if you're mad at him. If you are a girl reading this jesses generally have large dicks. If your a guy not by the name of Jesse, have fun I have no advise for you. If your a guy named Jesse then listen up, you are one of two things. Either ugly or hot as hell. If your ugly you have two choices. One: you are ugly but aren't usually a huge dick. Two: your ugly and are a dick. If one applies then good job you have hope to not die a virgin. If two applies then your hopeless. If your hot you have one choice. Not dying a virgin. Good job.

OMG he is such a Jesse. I should bang him.

by jesserplex July 19, 2017

Jesse

Someone who would break your heart and move on so fast...
AND NOT THE JESSE FROM FULLER HOUSE!!!! CUZ HE'S GREATTTT

OMG you dated that guy Jesse... I can't believe it!

by HARLEYYYY QUINN October 15, 2020

Jesse

A guy named Jesse will be your friend for all of eternity. He only likes one girl and one girl alone. Jesse's usually date girls with uncommon names. He is tall, slim, has dark blonde hair, blue eyes, and usually has glasses. He is very athletic, artistic, incredibly funny, an amazing friend, and a loyal companion. You can tell Jesse anything and he will keep it secret. Overall if you are lucky enough to have a Jesse in your life don't loose that bond cause once it's broken it is gone.

Girl: Jesse is absolutely amazing period.

by Homeslice72 July 14, 2019