jerkazoidalmaniac

A person who is consumed with their self confidence while taking steroids.

It's unfortunate that Biff will not be winning the decatholan this year as his overconfidence and consistent steroid use has led him to become a major jerkazoidalmaniac.

by Tamalicious November 6, 2007

Jerkalerk

Male partners who forget to acknowledge anniversary with their girlfriends/boyfriends/fiances/wives properly.

Ricky, you forgot our anniversary again, what a jerkalerk!

by Maria Luz January 28, 2008

Joseph Jerky

A Joseph Jacky is when you jerk off your carrot dick while dressed as a Jew watching a hitler porno, once you cum into your belly button you scoop it up with a plunger that has been used then take the cum plunger and throw it into a dryer and wait 4 days for the cum to rot. Once it rots take it out and feed it to your dog, then pistol whip him. Once you pistol whip him take his dead body, deep fry him then throw him/her at your local orphanage and then proceed to burn down the orphanage.

Dude I heard Carson totally did the Joseph jerky last night.

by Jaywthe3 September 29, 2018

Jermay

He is a coon whore nigger and he is sometimes toxic

Damn that guy is a fat fucking jermay

by FireStrike1234 June 29, 2019

Jerky, Jerkies (plural)

A term used in New Jersey to what would be generally equivalent to the southern expression "dumbass". Derived from the old expression "your dumb as a ox". Jerky is a dead ox. This implies an existential component and could have death cult affiliation. Lou Decaffeinate along with Jay and Silent Bob are well documented public utterances of this term in the mainline media. Also crank call humor the Jerky Boys. Gabo de la Guerra of 91.7 KOOP FM in Austin is a well know Jerky.

Dont be a jerkey.

You work in Quality Control at a hellish data processing center.

You are running behind schedule.Your Boss Lou from New Jersey yells.....

"OK Jerkey!! Get those dickbeaters moving, that Data aint just gonna QC itself.comon!" (see dickbeaters)

by Gabo, de la Guerra October 9, 2004

Jerkayl

A fucking Sigma with W rizz and a huge cock.

"OMG, is that Jerkayl? Fuck i'm so wet!"

by Big_J_28 October 5, 2022

jerkafied

A feeling of pure chillax (chill + relax), after several good jerk'ins in the same 4 hour period

Hey did you hear about Carl, he wacked the weasel 12 times in one day. I saw him he was so jerkafied. After his session he played SlipN'Slide in his room

by Haviv And Kenny August 23, 2004