Jello Eater

One that consomes mindless things such as reality television, junk food, celebrity magazines and silly music.

A vapid, silly and empty person.

It turned out she was a jello eater as she owned season six of the bachelor on DVD.

by hydra1970 November 22, 2011

jellyware

The brain of the human operator. Cybernetic devices depend on the hardware (the physical pieces of the device), the software (the programmed instructions) and the jellyware (the person who pushes the buttons and his decision-making.)

The machine checks out fine, and there are no glitches in the code. The problem is your jellyware - the guy who sits in the control seat clicks OK after every prompt.

by *daha* October 21, 2013

Jillow

Docorative hotel pillow that very likely has been jised on.

Kick those jillows off before you get into bed.

by goddessofrot June 16, 2018

Jello Sheriff

Phrase uttered when someone is acting bossy, or thinks they are in charge of something when they really are not...attributed to the Bill Cosby routine on the album "To My Brother Russell, Whom I Slept With"

You told dad that I already ate a Jello, so he took mine away ...who made you the big Jello Sheriff of the house?

by DjDelmo January 8, 2022

Jedi Jello

The act of making a giant dildo out of jello that is shaped like a light saber

I totally made a Jedi jello last night to use on Becky.

by Maythedickbewithyou October 14, 2014

jello wrestling

Angela and KD rolling around in jello kicking the shit out of one another.

KD had angela begging her to stop bashing her head in the ground as they jello wrestled.

by JELLO August 30, 2003

jello

Steve Macdonald - One who is afraid of girls has a hole in his lung and insists upon going camping with diddick and flea yet never goes.

Go talk to that chick b'y don't be a jello

by Karl Haddad May 2, 2005