Jasper

To be a Jasper is to be someone who blocks other people on social media solely just because they vilified you and your friends and to overreact to said vilification and think that it's 'creepy' while also stating that the person who vilified you shouldn't contact you or your friends ever again.
by MM132 March 21, 2021
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Very bad and treibble sensitve can spell is idot and is bad and short with treeilbe hair
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Jasper is the biggest son of a bitch, small peepee, asshole there is. He can be cool at times but once you steal his kill in Rainbow Six Siege, he’ll go on about how oppressed he is amongst the friend group.

A slang word for annoyingly playing music in your microphone. It’s probably Metallica.

To waste all of your loving mothers hard earned money on video game cosmetics.
Don’t be a Jasper! Save up your money!
by PyroSabr April 15, 2022
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jasper means a very awesome person that has the longest toenails that can reach the ends of all of the infinite universe's!
Person 1: "Man thats guys toenails are long!
Person 2: "not as long as jaspers
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"There were two jasper co-eds in her dorm who were fierce rivals for the love of a coffee-colored, curvaceous doll from a country town in Oklahoma." (Pimp; The Story Of My Life - by Iceberg Slim - Ch.2 Pg.23)
by Stan Lee "Bookie" Williams September 22, 2021
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Jasper is a gay dude who likes buff plant men. He likes to also stick sunflower seeds up his asshole.
Jasper is a queer
by Black and stinky November 06, 2023
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