Candy jar

The act of defecating into a jar (commonly used to store candy) and then placing said jar onto the highest shelf in one of the cupboards, with the intention that the foul smell will be difficult to locate.

Matt really pissed me off yesterday, so I filled up on burritos yesterday and left him a good ol’ candy jar in the kitchen this morning.

by Shower-shits November 8, 2019

Toothpick Jar

An album of unsolicited dick pics

Brad thought sending me his toothpick jar would win me over, but I just reported them for child pornography.

by Richard Thunder May 12, 2020

Daddy Jarring

A cool guy with a big dick, big muscles, and a bigger heart.

Awww man, you are making me feel so good calling me a Daddy Jarring.

by Chabby Bert January 12, 2021

spit jar

When you spit in a jar for several months then slowly lather and spit the spit from the jar onto an erect penis

"Can u make me a spit jar?" I love it when it gets lathered on then sucked off

by The big boy mike January 14, 2016

Banana Jar

A woman who has sex with random people, most times occurring nightly

Don't mess with her, bro. She's a banana jar

by Bananaleafblower171 July 20, 2016

a jar of dirt

something that you give an asshole to remind them that there as low as fuck

mate your a jar of dirt

by a jar of dirt November 27, 2016

Joy Jars

A perfectly, satisfyingly, exceptionally, fantastically, Deliciously, tasteful ass that one with a keen eye would appreciate with most generous respect.

I am catching feels for those Joy jars.

by F-16 viper July 6, 2023