Guy 1: "Ima go beat this guy's ass, he was talking shit."
Guy 2: That shit happened in middle school. That's Jake fam.
Guy 2: That shit happened in middle school. That's Jake fam.
by Nicfiend324 April 13, 2020
To be distracted for a prolonged conversation about nothing by your boss or manager. This distraction generally results in you missing or being late for a meeting, late home or unable to complete work. It is recognised within your organisation as a legitimate excuse.
Sorry I'm late, I was on my way home and I was jaked at the lift.
Sorry I missed your meeting, I was jaked in the hall
Can I get an extension on that proposal? I was jaked when I was trying to finish it.
Sorry I missed your meeting, I was jaked in the hall
Can I get an extension on that proposal? I was jaked when I was trying to finish it.
by Victimofjaking March 11, 2014
by Mìrø June 12, 2018
Jakeing - the process in which someone knowingly bites into a boiling hot, right off the grill, piece of food.
Jim - "You better wait until that hot pocket cools, Bob"
Bob - "Fuck that I'm about to Jake this mother fucker"
Brad- "Look at that fool he is Jakeing that lava hot hot pocket"
Bob - "Fuck that I'm about to Jake this mother fucker"
Brad- "Look at that fool he is Jakeing that lava hot hot pocket"
by Dark Fish July 27, 2012
I guy that likes girls more after he breaks up with them. You can often find a Jake lying about his sexual history often too
by Suhhmandood July 29, 2017