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The Jackie

The action of moving your leg so that your foot hits the ground in a repetitive, tapping motion in order to create a steady noise while attempting to exemplify the behavior of one under the influence or lacking of brain cells.
While Jackie was inebriated at the party, people began to hear a strange, yet steady tapping sound which they found to originate from her foot beating on the ground in a lame motion later known as The Jackie.
by Gailees March 11, 2011
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Jackie

A Jackie is a Jerkazoid, otherwise known as a Jerkie or Jerk for short. She is often annoying and has a voice like a frog being strung on a washing-line. Irritating and frequently obnoxious, Jackies have been known to fall UP stairs, to frequent unsavory establishments where they pass out drunk in the corner and lose their sunglasses (twice) as well as dip almost anything into a cup of tea/coffee before consuming it (one can only suppose that they have to soften their prey in order to devour it)
Oh look, what's that lumpy thing over there looking in the mirror and claiming that her eyes are green when they are distinctly mud colored and therefore hazel? Oh, it's just a Jackie.

Oh look, what's that thing over there with the ketchup-y colored hair? Oh that, it's just a Jerk dancing like a spider monkey and cawing at any lad or lass - tis their mating dance I presume, note the wild gesturing and flailing of arms, the stomping of feet. yes indeed, a mating dance. (throws up)
by Blaaaaa May 10, 2012
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jackie paper

The marijuana dealer that supplies peter, paul and mary. The dealer also is affiliated with the location in which peter, paul, and mary smoke in Honah Lee. She supplies them with sealing wax and fancy strings, which are accessories used in smoking marijuana.
Little Jackie Paper loved that rascal Puff.
by Christo H July 28, 2008
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Jackie

An ugly ass bitch who thinks she is so pretty and popular but in reality not very many people like her. She likes to think that she is the center of attention and the world revolves around her.

Someone who often has mood-swings and dresses inappropriately to attract the attention of men and beasts alike. Fails horribly.
GIRL 1: I was talking to Steve, you that guy that I like and Jackie walked up to him and practically raped him
GIRL 2: OMFG! That is disgusting does she not have any limits?
by HI THERE October 29, 2013
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jackie-tabby

a girls hair part that starts near one ear and ends at the other.
"Did you see that girls bangs? She's rockin' a Jackie-Tabby!!!"
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Jackie-Oh.C.D

(Male variation: Johny-Oh.C.D)
A slang referering to people (in the case of Jackie-Oh.C.D, woman and in the case of Johny-Oh.C.D, man) who suffer from Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (OCD). The slang also referes to pop-icon Jackie-Oh, even thought she did not have OCD, it is just a way of making the slang more relatable and catchy.
(Person One) - Hi how are you guys?
(Person Two) - I'm okay
(Jackie-Oh.C.D) - I'm awful, I didn't make it through my schedule for the day, when I got home it wasn't 1P.M, it was 1 and 2 P.M and that ruined EVERYTHING, I had to color code my bedroom really fast so that I could shower for the fifth time today, to put on color-coordinated clothes to meet you here, but it took me so long to get to this level of the mall, because five times there were more than three people in the elevator so I couldn't get in, and you know, clock's ticking, and the elevator isn't that clean so the risk of a fatal disease is monumental, and...
by WUTHERINGme August 11, 2010
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Jackie D'oh

A variety of Dumb Bitch that wears oversized designer sunglasses.

Usually found in west/northwest London, about to drive her expensive and usually gigantic car into you because she's a)in too much of a hurry to go and do something vapid and materialistic b)not concentrating on what she's doing c)got no idea how to drive her expensive and gigantic automobile.

Despite being always and utterly in the wrong, these women still have the utter gall to scowl, honk their horn, gesticulate wildly, and act as though YOU are the scumbag driving dangerously due to all-conquering selfishness. But hey, when your husband's money is burning a hole in your purse and Bulgari is closing soon, the rest of the world had better get the hell out of your way, right?

Jackie D'ohs are usually of Middle Eastern descent or posh white women.
"Did you see that Jackie D'oh that almost smashed into us in Swiss Cottage? She was on her Blackberry rather than actually looking where she was driving"
by Jherek Carnelian January 3, 2011
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